I love humans!


Just your average human.

Moomoo~!

miss—mystic:

izaya-human:

“Of coarse, Mommy Orihara~”he cooed, grinning before sneaking a kiss to her forehead and dragging the teddy bear to the couch. “Now, as I’ve seen parents do. Just lie up, sleep all day, and let the kid sleep on my chest.” he yawned, falling back onto the couch. 

Her expression went from irritated to blushing then to annoyed as he kissed her and then walked off. “What parents have you seen do that?”she snapped. She walked over to the couch and sat down next to him. She poked his face. “That’s not what dads do, idiot.”

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“Heh, its what’s my parents did with my sisters. That, I can justify.” he yawned, cuddling up close to the bear and kissing its head as well. He grinned, kissing her finger. “Mommy Orihara.”image

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Moomoo~!

miss—mystic:

izaya-human:

“Have you taken good care of our baby~?”image

With an irritated sigh, she held up the stuffed bear. “Sure, why not..” She looked at it. She figured she should attempt something, so she’d put a diaper on it. She had gotten a basket as a make-believe crib and laid it in it when she went to sleep. As for feeding it, well..It never told her when it was hungry. So she left it. She pushed the bear in his arms. “If you’re playing Daddy, then it’s your turn.”

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“Of coarse, Mommy Orihara~”he cooed, grinning before sneaking a kiss to her forehead and dragging the teddy bear to the couch. “Now, as I’ve seen parents do. Just lie up, sleep all day, and let the kid sleep on my chest.” he yawned, falling back onto the couch. 

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I had 102 followers…came back to 99…then 100…

haruka-hourou:

izaya-human:

haruka-hourou:

izaya-human:

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Izayaaaa you’re back~!

Of coarse. Just a little business I had to do~. What I miss?image

Business you say? What kind, if I may ask? 

You haven’t missed much, well as far as I know.

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I’m an informant must always be on the go for the latest gossip.image

Moomoo~!

miss—mystic:

izaya-human:

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“Yes?”

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“Have you taken good care of our baby~?”image

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I had 102 followers…came back to 99…then 100…

haruka-hourou:

izaya-human:

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Izayaaaa you’re back~!

Of coarse. Just a little business I had to do~. What I miss?image

Lost 3 followers

imageByeeeeeeee~!

Namie and Shizuo….

“Oh who shall I troll first on the subject?”image